Would you rather....?

So, my husband likes to play this game we call "would you rather". It drives me absolutely insane. The reason this comes up is because we are driving up to his parent's house this evening and I KNOW he's going to try to play the game in the car. So...a little background on the game. Craig absolutely loves Utah and would do anything to move back there if he had the opportunity, me- i'm a little more hesitant, I really like the South plus my family is here. So, what Craig does is make up questions so that my answer will be moving to Utah. For example, "Cassie, would you rather move to Iraq or Utah?", "Would you rather move to Fallujah or Utah?", "Would you rather move to Waldo, FL (you'd have to go there to understand) or Utah?". So he has lots of fun with this game, but it drives me crazy. When i get tired of playing he calls my mom to play. My mom is terrified of heights or mountains or planes, roller coasters or anything like that. He'll ask my mom, "Would you rather skydive or never see your daughter again?", "Would you rather ride a roller coaster or have us move to Louisiana?" His purpose is for my mom not to choose us living near her, I guess to make himself feel better that we probably never will...lol. So, now my mom has joined in on the game. She'll ask, "Craig, would you rather live in Downsville, LA or have me move in with yall for the rest of my life?" Anyways, these questions go on and on and on and on..... it's getting completely out of control. I'm dreading the road trip to Louisiana for Christmas- maybe I can get some ear plugs.